A baby duck and baby skunk were talking about random everything. Then the baby duck says 'What am I?'
The skunk says 'I don't know. What am I?'
'I don't really know, but I think baby cat would know. Let's go ask.'
So they find baby cat, and ask him. He looks at baby duck, 'You are yellow, with webbed feet and feathers. You must be a duck'
He looks at the skunk 'And you are not all black...and you are not all white. You also smell like shit. You must be a Mexican!'
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