...dragging behind him, on a leash, a dead frog with a tire tread over its flattened stomach. He walks up to the head mistress and asks to sleep with one of her girls and explains that he has more than enough money to pay.
The head mistress agrees and asks which of the many girls he would like to sleep with.
"I'd like the girl with the most diseases please," he promptly responds.
Incredibly confused at such an odd request the mistress replies, "well that would be Crystal. End of the hall, last door on the left." She motions her pointed finger down the dimly lit hallway.
The little boy thanks her and proceeds into Crystal's room, still dragging his frog.
He emerges a few moments later, pays the mistress, thanks her politely and goes to leave when she stops him.
"I have to know," she begins, "why did you choose that girl? I've worked here for years and no one has never made such a request."
The boy explains, "It's simple really. When I go home my parents will be heading out for their anniversary dinner, leaving me with the babysitter. She will touch me and will get all these diseases. Then when my parents return, my dad will drive the sitter home and he will have sex with her and she will give him the diseases. Then he will come home and sleep with my mother who will, in turn, get the diseases. Then in the morning when my father leaves for work, the mail man will come by. He will sleep with my mother and then he will get all the diseases. And he's the mother fucker who ran over my frog!"
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