So a charitable organization in Boston throws a costume party fundraiser. The theme of the party is Emotions, and the partygoers are supposed to dress like an emotion.
So at about midnight, a man stumbles up to the door in a wedding gown. He's stopped by the door man.
"Da fucka you doin'? Dis is a *theme* pahty, ya supposeta dress like an *emotion!*"
The man replies, "I am an emotion! I'm *in dis dress!*"
Security shares a laugh and let him in. About an hour later, a man comes up, pretty drunk and wearing a paper mache pear costume. Security stops him.
"Dis is a *theme party,* asshole! Whattaya tryina do? Ya supposeta be an emotion!!"
With a self-satisfied look, he replies "Yeah, I know! I'm *in dis pear!*"
They let him in. It comes to 3 AM. A guy strolls up bare-ass naked, holding a bowl of custard over his crotch. They give him the business about it being a theme party. He tells them,
"I *am* an emotion! I'm *fuckin' dis-custahd!*"
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