A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks Why do you have a pear on your head?
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks Why do you have a pear on your head? He replies, It's not a peach, it's a plum!
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"Everything happens for a raisin"
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Two guys go to a...
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What does a...
This pear.
Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!
What did the...
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Shipwrecked on an...
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What does a...
This pear.
Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!
When I walk...
I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed.
Shipwrecked on an...
An American, an Englishman and a Canadian are sailing with a boat on the...
Two guys go to a...
They had to dress up as an emotion.
One guy drilled a hole in a pear and...
What does a...
This pear.
Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!
When I walk...
I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed.
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Two guys go to a...
They had to dress up as an emotion.
One guy drilled a hole in a pear and...
What does a...
This pear.
Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!
When I walk...
I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed.
My Undersized Load
Shortly after we moved to rural South Carolina, we found out Clemson Ag...
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