A man is having a costume party and the theme is emotions. When the man answered the door to the first guest, he sees a man painted green with the letters N and V on his chest. The man says that he is dressed as " Green with NV."
The second guest arrives and she is dressed in pink and covered in feathers, she says that she is "Tickled Pink."
Then the third guests arrived and it is two men, both of them completely naked and one of them has his penis in custard and the other has his penis in a pear. When the man who ran the party saw them he shouts "what the hell are yous suppost to be!"
The man with his penis in the custard then says to him "I'm fucking dis custard and he's came in dis pear."
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