They had to dress up as an emotion.
One guy drilled a hole in a pear and slipped it on his old fella.
The other guy got a bowl of custard on a string, tied it around his waist so the bowl was at front with his penis in the custard.
They get to the door. "what the fuck are you dressed as"? The host asked shocked.
They reply
I've come in despair
And I'm fucking disgusted
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