Early Reindeer Retirement Package
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Pear Jokes
Pear tree
what hangs of a pear tree?
sore arms
SEASON'S GREETINGS!
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ ST...
The Cost of Christmas
The cost for all the presents in ''The Twelve ...
The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
New Policy
Effective immediately, the following economizi...
Q: How many presidential
Q: How many presidential campaign staff does ...
Christmas Downsizing
The usual large flamboyant typeface associated...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...
Knock Knock 81
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome...
Fake Test
Hey kiddies! Tired of doing your homework? the...
New Policy on Twelve Days...
New Policy on Twelve Days
Effective immedia...
All New "12 Days"
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed ...
I've been secretly tossing pears at my neighbor for a couple weeks now
I can hear him talking to his wife about govern...
My friend is afraid of fruit.
So I told him to grow a pear.
When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves....
I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed.
Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify
should just grow a pear.
A man walks into the produce section of a grocery store
He stares longingly at the apples for several m...
One iPhone in an Apple
Two iPhones is a pear.
Knock Knock
Knock! Knock!
-Who’s there?
Hanna.
-Hanna who?
...
A monkey climbs a banana tree
So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is...
What did the pervert get for Christmas?
A partial in a pear tree.
So I went to a fruit cocktail party the other day...
I bumped into the Apple of my Eye, some Grapes ...
Why was the fruit farmer losing money?
He couldn't grow a pear