Pear Jokes

Pear Jokes

Early Reindeer Retirement Package


TO: Public Release


RE: Organizational Change...

Pear tree


what hangs of a pear tree?


sore arms

SEASON'S GREETINGS!


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ ST...

The Cost of Christmas


The cost for all the presents in ''The Twelve ...

The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...

New Policy


Effective immediately, the following economizi...

Q: How many presidential


Q: How many presidential campaign staff does ...

Christmas Downsizing


The usual large flamboyant typeface associated...

Restructuring at the North Pole


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

Knock Knock 81


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome...

Fake Test


Hey kiddies! Tired of doing your homework? the...

New Policy on Twelve Days...


New Policy on Twelve Days


Effective immedia...

All New "12 Days"

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed ...

I've been secretly tossing pears at my neighbor for a couple weeks now

I can hear him talking to his wife about govern...

My friend is afraid of fruit.

So I told him to grow a pear.

A man walks into the produce section of a grocery store

He stares longingly at the apples for several m...

One iPhone in an Apple

Two iPhones is a pear.

Knock Knock

Knock! Knock!
-Who’s there?
Hanna.
-Hanna who?
...

A monkey climbs a banana tree

So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is...

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

So I went to a fruit cocktail party the other day...

I bumped into the Apple of my Eye, some Grapes ...

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear