Turtle in the Desert

One day there was a man driving his old Pickup Truck through
the desert. On the side of the sand road there was this little
baby turtle swaying his head from side to side saying, "No No No
No No No No No No No" like the little cat on the Meow Mix
commercials(you know, "Meow meow meow meow").


The next day later the man goes to the hospital for a
terribe heart attack. Before he dies, he tells his son, "Bob, I
want you to have my Pickup Truck. Take that truck and drive it
through the desert. There you will find a turtle swaying his
head from side to side going "No No No No No No" like the cat on
the Meow Mix Commercials. I want you to ask him why he is going
"No No No No No". Do it for me, son. Do it for your ol' dad."
Then he dies.


So the son takes the pickup and drives through the desert.
Soon enough, he sees the turtle almost starving to death and he
is dehydarated, going "No....No...No.." He gives the turltle a
sandwich and a bottle of water and asks why he is going "No No
No No". After he nouriches, he says,


"All this sand and no sand toys to play with it!!!!"