A woman in a cafe had ordered turtle soup, but changed her mind and asked for pea soup instead.
She heard the waiter call, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
At the next table, a man ordered the fish, but when the waiter brought it, he was holding the fish on the plate.
When asked why he was holding it on the plate, he said he didn't want it to fall on the floor again.
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