If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?
Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by Curtis
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