A man walk into a restaraunt and asks the lady behind the cash
register, "What is your soup of the day?" She replies, "We have
chicken noodle soup, pea soup, and turtle soup."
After pondering a while the man orders a delicious turtle soup.
The lady says into the p.a. "One turtle soup!"
The man changes his mind and orders a pea soup. The lady makes
the correction on the p.a. "Hold the turtle and make it pea!"
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