Turkey Jokes

Turkey Jokes

A Thanksgiving Cookbook II

A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kin...

A Thanksgiving Cookbook III

A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kin...

Lesson 5

Lesson 5:



A turkey was chatting with a ...

The Tattoo

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells th...

Why Does a Duck Cross the Street?

Why does a duck cross the street?
Because it w...

Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because ...

Blond Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't...

The Strange Deer

One time I was walking and I saw a deer then a ...

My doctor told me I was eating too much meat

So I decided to quit cold turkey

What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey?

A new kingdom would be formed known as full.

"This year I had a dog for Christmas"

"That's funny, we had a turkey like every other...

Today I quit smoking cold turkey

Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking.

A kid asks for a dog for Christmas.

His mom says "No, we're eating a turkey like a...

There's a strange new trend in my office...

People have started naming food in the office f...

A woman goes to get a tattoo

The tattoo artist asks her what she wants and s...

Just after Thanksgiving this year..

I quit left overs, cold turkey.

A young woman named Jane received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse...

A father shoots a turkey for Thanksgiving...

And brings it home for his wife and three sons....

I'm Hungary

I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge
...

I was addicted to freezing poultry.

I had to go cold turkey.

How can he lose?

How can he lose?

Donald Trump and Hillary Clin...