Turkey Jokes

Turkey Jokes

Knock KnockWho's there?Turkey!Turkey who?Turkey, open


Knock KnockWho's there?Turkey!Turkey who?Turke...

Frozen state


A new young blonde bride calls her mother in t...

How to Cook a Turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drin...

Thanksgiving

Just before Thanksgiving, the holding pen was ...

Mistakes in Publication

The following were actually published,

-Incl...

a waiter

What disasters would happen if a waiter dropped...

Bride

The Tearful Bride...

A new young blonde brid...

Adds Shoud Bee Proof-Read...

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made...

Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!

'Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving,
But I Just C...

Simple Advice

By following the simple advice I read in an a...

Key

What key opens no lock?

A Turkey!

Turkey Poem

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
m...

Chicken

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Be...

Turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys a...

Funny Ads...

1.) Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutere...

Did You Hear About the Blond That...

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructi...

The Confession

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his ar...

Thanksgiving

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sis...

Turkey Football

A pro football team had just finished their dai...

A Few One-Liners II

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May...

Turkey

Bob: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

W...

You Turkey!

As the plane was flying low over hills near Ath...

Baste A Turkey

A State Police colleague of mine once received ...

'Nother Thanksgiving Joke!

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butch...

A Thanksgiving Cookbook I

A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kin...