In 1620, the first pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock -- which marked the country's first commercial tie-in after Ford and GM were outbid. Thanksgiving is the day we give thanks for our cornucopia of plenty.... and feed Aunt Gertrude's asparagus Jello mold to Fido under the table.A 17 pound Thanksgiving turkey has been delivered to the White House. The Clintons had planned to have a butterball, but Newt Gingrich declined the invitation.
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