Turkey Jokes

Turkey Jokes

Turkey In The Band


Question: Why did they let the turkey join the...

Why did the blonde bake a turkey for 2 1/2 days?


The recipe said to cook for 1/2 hour per pound...

How to cook a Turkey...


How to cook a Turkey...


- Go buy a turkey
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Stuff It


He laid her on the table


so white clean and...

School Files


And who says our educational system is in dire...

Cooking Turkey


20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey


1. Go and buy...

Sick of My Lunch!


An aggie and two construction workers were wor...

Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes


1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job fo...

Thanksgiving Forecast...


Thanksgiving Forecast:


Turkeys will thaw in...

Cooking Turkey


20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey1. Go and buy a ...

The Top 17 Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional


17> New bill to ban assault weapons specifi...

A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving


It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butc...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey...

Why do they always fly around a live turkey


Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey...

Thanksgiving to do list


Thanksgiving to do list from Martha Stewart......

A Christmas Present


Once upon a time there was a little girl who w...

The Tearful Bride...


The Tearful Bride...


A new young blonde brid...

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How to Cook


Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink ...

Smokin'


Knew a girl at work once who was truly concern...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving...


'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
Twas the nigh...

Thanksgiving & Christmas Tatoos


A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells th...

Poorly Worded Ads


2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Pe...

Dirty Tattoo...


A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks f...

Genetic manipulation


What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...