A guy just came from Turkey and got a job as an apple seller at an apple farm. He didn't know any English so he just stood behind the counter and got paid. On the third day his first costomer came in. "How much are your apples"" not knowing what to say he said Turkey. ""$.25"" said the manager. When the costomer bought the apple he gave a complaint to the manager. ""Just repeat what I say and you'll do fine. But only do what I say."" the manager said in Turkish.
The second costomer came in and asked ""How much are the apples"" ""25 cents"" he replied. ""Are they fresh"" the costomer asked. ""Turkey"" He replied. The manager passed by and said ""Fresh real fresh"" The third costomer came in and asked ""How much are your apples"" ""25 cents"" ""Are they fresh?"" ""Fresh real fresh."" ""Should I buy one?"" ""Turkey"" he replied. ""Yes
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