Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to turkey!
Turkey Jokes
HOW TO MAKE TURKEY
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of...
If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear...
Would Greece Help?
Does the Muslim world have jokes?
Places like Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, Turkey, E...
Paddy English-man, Paddy Irish-man and Paddy Scottish-man are all having lunch on a very high girder...
Paddy English-Man opens his Sandwich and says: ...
A lady is shopping for a big family dinner
She goes to the market to get a turkey to roast...
What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?
"I ain't no chive, Turkey."
I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today.
Got the footlong turkey on wheat.
How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays?
He just quit eating cold turkey.
So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting...
The ham looks over at the turkey and says:
"Wh...
Tasty Tattoo
My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one th...
a man is sitting in a bar in a bar when another man comes up and kicks him in the head
the attacker then says "that was a round-house ...
I've got a terrible addiction, I can't stop eating deli meats.
I'm trying to quit cold turkey.
An elderly couple go to the doctor...
...and the doctor says "now that you two are ge...
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?
He tripped a fan
Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?
Because he tryptophan.
Penitent Parrot
A young man named Alan received a parrot as a ...
Hippo Bacon
I asked my mom once, "You know how they have tu...
A little old lady wants to buy a parrot.
So she goes to the local pet store and asks the...
If World War One were a bar fight.
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing togethe...
I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers.
I quit cold turkey a long time ago.
Joke of the Day!
The pro football team had just finished their ...