HOW TO MAKE TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whisky
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whisky
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take
3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the
on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk
the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step
12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13:
Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the
oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out
of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of
the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get
yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the
sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey