Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey
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Turkey Jokes
What does ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
Deli meats
I knew a guy who was addicted to deli meats. He...
I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey.
I'm the turkey. ...
Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow?
Turkey-two
j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgivin...
The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers...
and having to heat them up every time I want to...
Bad Parrot
BAD Parrot
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It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards.
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he's in my belly and he has to go where...
Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
This joke gets told EVERY Thanksgiving... Might as well (re)post it here. "How to cook a turkey"
"How to cook a turkey"
Step 1: Go buy a turke...
Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?
He didn't want to be called chicken
Why did the Turkey join the band?
because he had two Drumsticks.
Bad Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries
Until i found out she was cheating on me....tur...
What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?
A jerkin Turkin
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
I shot my first turkey today!
But for some reason everyone in the frozen food...
It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend
...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola t...
After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...
... ravenously devouring leftovers from their T...