a man is sitting in a bar in a bar when another man comes up and kicks him in the head

the attacker then says "that was a round-house kick, from Thailand!" and walks away.

the next night the same man is sitting at the bar when the same attacker runs up to him and punches him in the jaw. "That was an upper-cut, from Turkey!" and then abruptly walks away again.

on the third night, the man is sitting in the same bar when he is attacked, again, out of no where by the same guy, and again after kicking him, the attacker states "that was a crescent kick, from Japan!" before walking away.

a few nights later the man comes in to the bar again, but this time the man is carrying a small paper bag with him. he sees his attacker sitting on the other end of the bar, and quietly approaches him. he hits the attacker on the head with the bag and the attacker drops to the ground, unconscious. the man turns to the bartender and says "when that guy wakes up, tell him that was a hammer, from Canadian Tire"