Did you hear about the hundreds of thousands of pirate jerks that Turkey killed?
It was an arrrrr meany genocide.
Turkey Jokes
Brought Turkey home from the deli and my wife yells "I asked for Ham!"
Sorry, wrong sub.
423 lunatic escapes
Around 1960, Elazığ, Turkey. 423 lunatic escape...
I was Hungary...
so Iran to Turkey
Turkey
Me: you're a turkey
GF: well, I do like being s...
Three construction workers are sitting down to lunch...
They each bring their lunches to to the top of ...
A lady goes to a tattoo parlor
A lady goes to a tattoo parlor and gets a tatto...
St Patty's Day is Over
No worries! More upcoming reasons to drink and ...
Blond Joke
Two blonds are out hunting in the snow and they...
I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers...
...so I decided to quit cold turkey.
Food and Country
Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech ...
What did the turkey say to the goat?
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goa...
A young couple is having their first christmas together and they're cooking a turkey.
Just before they put the turkey in the oven the...
Lame joke of the day.
Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer ...
Geogrophy
If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you th...
Teacher and the Sikh Student
Teacher: What do we call people living in Turke...
Why does duck taste better than turkey?
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Why did Turkey disappear?
Because Austria was Hungary.
The Parrot Joke.
!Okay, so, this single fellow in his mid fortie...
How do you end world hunger?
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up...
What did the turkey eat for Christmas?
Nothing, it was already stuffed!
How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?
Mine was dead within 30 minutes
(credit goes t...
What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot?
At Christmas, there's a nip in the air.
My friend from Turkey had never heard a blonde joke. This was his attempt at telling one.
A blonde walks into a bar and sits down next to...