...and the doctor says "now that you two are getting older your brains aren't at good as they used to be and your memory will likely suffer. I would suggest that you start writing things down in order to remember them." Later when the couple was home they were watching TV when the wife stood up and said " i'm going into the kitchen, do you want anything?" The husband then replied "Yea i'll have a turkey sandwich." The wife said "okay" then when she started walking to the kitchen the husband said "honey, you might want to write that down like the doctor said." She said she was fine then disappeared into the kitchen for about a half an hour. When she Emerged from the kitchen she was holding a very large ice cream sundae with banana, chocolate and an assortment of other things that you would find on a sundae. When the husband saw her he said "honey!!! You forgot the Peanuts!"
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