Paddy English-Man opens his Sandwich and says: "Egg and onion again? I told my wife I hate egg and onion. If she makes me these one more time I'm going to jump off this girder to my death."
Paddy Scottish-man opens his Sandwich and says: "Cheese and Tomato again? If this happens again I'm going to jump too"
Paddy Irish-man opens his sandwich also and says "Turkey and Ham? one more time and I'm doing the same as you both"
The next day all 3 men come in confident that today will be different and they will finally have the lunch that they work hard for and deserve.
Paddy English-Man opens his sandwich and says: "Egg and onion again? This is the last straw" and jumps to his death
Paddy Scottish-Man opens his sandwich and says "Cheese and Tomato? I've had enough" and also jumps to his death.
Paddy Irish-man opens his sandwich also and says "Turkey and Ham? F*&k this I'm done." and jumps to his death as well.
A few days later the 3 men's wives meet up for a chat after the funeral to have a talk about their husbands.
Paddy English-man's wife says "If only I'd have listened he'd still be here" and begins to cry
Paddy Scottish-man's wife says "I know, I miss my fella so much" and now they're both crying and hugging each other.
Paddy Irish-man's wife says "I really don't know what my husband was complaining about, he makes his lunch himself"
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