I became a vegetarian 4 months ago..
.. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey
Turkey Jokes
Why did the Turkey cross the road?
Because he was Trans-Chicken
True Story of Joke Told at Ft Benning, GA
In class 92-1 of Infantry Officer Basic course ...
My friend recently arrived in Turkey for his annual holiday.
He is doing bird.
Swearing Parrot
Did you hear about guy who had a parrot who swo...
The swearing parrot.
Did you hear about guy who had a parrot who swo...
Three construction workers
Danny, Jim, and Will eat lunch together on the ...
Hungary should take over Turkey
If asked why, they would say "because we are 'H...
We all knew that Jared Fogle loves the Subway Turkey Sub...
but now we find out he likes to sneak a little ...
If Chile and Turkey had a war...
Would that be a recipe for disaster?
Would Gr...
What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?
Turkey Jerky
If we attacked Turkey from the rear...
...do you think Greece would help?
The Parrot
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking par...
I realized I was addicted to roast beef sandwiches
So I went cold turkey.
A blond, a redhead, and a brunette are at school one day eating lunch
The blond says to her friends, "If I have anoth...
A woman visits a tattoo parlor...
A woman visits a tattoo parlor and asks for a n...
Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border.
How did they train it to do that?
Tearful Bride
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in te...
Animal jokes for kids
Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...
Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?
They only *carrion*...
I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat...
But I just can't quit cold turkey!
The nasty parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
Would you watch a turkey dance?
No, but I'd watch a chicken strip.
What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenia...