The blond says to her friends, "If I have another turkey sandwich for lunch, I'm going to kill myself!" The redhead, knowing how she feels says, "if I get a ham sandwich for lunch one more time, then I'm going to kill myself!" The brunette chimes in and says, "you know, if I get another stupid tuna sandwich for lunch one more time, I'm definitely going to kill myself!" And with that they ate their lunch and continued the remainder of the day at school.
The next day as they open up their lunch's the blond realized she has yet another turkey sandwich, then proceeds to jump off the building of the school to her death. The redhead opens her lunch, and sees it is, indeed, a ham sandwich, so she joins her friend and jumps off the school building. The brunette follows suit after seeing a tuna sandwich and jumps to her death.
At the funeral, the mother's of all three girls were crying saying to one another about how they should have listened to their daughters about how seriously they did not want those particular sandwiches made for them. Then the blond's mother tells the other moms, "I don't get it, she made her own lunch."
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