Danny, Jim, and Will eat lunch together on the top floor of the skyscraper they are working on presently.
Danny opens his lunch box one day and has a turkey sandwich. He doesn't like them, but eats it anyways.
Jim opens his lunch box and has a peanut butter sandwich. He doesn't like them, but eats it anyways.
Will opens his lunch box and has a veggie sandwich. He doesn't like them, but eats it anyways.
Next day, all three open their lunch boxes and have the same lunch as the previous day. All three say that if they get the same sandwich tomorrow, they will jump off the building.
Next day, all three open their lunch boxes and have the same sandwiches. All three jump off the building.
At the funeral, everyone is mourning the loss of the 3 workers. Danny and Jim's wives are crying when they notice Will's wife has a blank stare on her face. They walk over and ask her why she isn't mourning him.
She replies with a confused look on her face, "Will made his own lunches."
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