I wrote this one myself. (It's better then that redtile disfunction joke)
There was a guy named Shawn and he lived near ...
Turkey Jokes
The sign down the highway said "Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"
They misspelled vegetable.
A lady was looking for a turkey...
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't fi...
Why did the turkey cross the road
Her didn't want to end up near the sides.
PS, ...
We went shopping for a turkey to cook for Thanksgiving.
We're expecting 20 people at our house and my h...
Where do turkeys go to have a good time?
The Turkey Club
Did you hear about the cooked turkey?
It was basted on a true story.
What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry?
An Armenian!
How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?
By the way it Goebbels
Controversy in Europe
Did you hear about the latest controversy in Eu...
Turkey hunting for Thanksgiving
Last year at Thanksgiving was the very first ti...
Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece...
What is the difference between a turkey and my wife?
I stuff the turkey before eating it.
Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?
Because there is no Turkey
I am giving up eating red meats.
I'm going cold turkey.
Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?
because they're inbred
Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?
It was too Chicken.
Shot my first turkey today.
Scared everyone in the frozen meat department.
During the middle of the meal ....
During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and ...
If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind...
Do you think Greece would help?
Movie was a real turkey!
Could someone explain this joke to me it's driv...
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
Tell you tomorrow.
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Grandfather use to tel...
Bad Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
Korean hot dogs
[My wife came up with this joke]
If hot dogs m...
What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?
Muslim Bale