A woman visits a tattoo parlor and asks for a nice-sized turkey to be inked on her left inner thigh. The artist thought that was an unusual request, but he did exactly as she wanted.
One week later, the same woman comes in and asks for an evergreen tree to be tattooed on her right inner thigh. As he is doing the job, the woman asks him to add colorful lights on the tree, with a shiny star on top. He does exactly as he is told.
Overcome with curiosity, the artist finally asks the woman, "May I inquire as to why you would want a turkey inside your left leg and a decorated fir tree inside your right leg?"
The woman responds, "My husband says there's never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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