A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night.
All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door.
After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?"
"I'm staying here!"
"Stay there, then," she retorted, and slammed the window shut!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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