13> "Let's agree to disagree, punk."
12> "I'll be back. As long as I'm going, do you want anything from the Bath and Body Shop?"
11> "Use the big-ass gun, Luke!"
10> "I'm about to give you one more reason to vote for universal health care!"
9> "I know you are, punk, but what am I?"
8> "You just messed with the wrong motivational speaker, my friend!"
7> "A little song, a little dance, a little can of Whoop-Ass down your pants."
6> "You're going to want to put some ice on that."
5> "Yippie Ki Yay, Mother Superior!"
4> "Where do you want to hurt today?"
3> "Let's mambo with Mr. Pain!"
2> "Do you feel like chicken tonight, punk?"
1> "Justice? You're soaking in it!"
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