14> Pete Rose --- "Wanna bet?"
13> Martha Stewart -- "D'oh!"
12> Carmen Electra -- "Twenty bucks, same as in town."
11> Jessica Simpson -- "Huh?"
10> Howard Dean -- "YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
9> Jennifer Lopez -- "Okay, but I'm keeping the ring."
8> Al Gore -- "I demand a recount!"
7> R. Kelly -- "Not guilty, Your Honor."
6> Bobby Brown --- "I get the top bunk."
5> Courtney Love -- "Does this look infected?"
4> Carson Daly -- "Heh, heh. Check the list again -- I'm sure I'm on it."
3> Heidi Fleiss -- "Make it out to 'cash.'"
2> Bob Costas -- "Down here."
1> Vanilla Ice -- "Please pull around to the second window."
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