So Julius Caesar is in music class...
and he Brutus, who is sitting next to him, forg...
Teacher Jokes
What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
Not really a joke with a punchline but this is something i wrote when i was 15, freshman year of highschool which got me suspended for a week.
The teacher told us to pair up and write a shor...
A Sunday School Teacher . . .
A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten ...
An International School Teacher
...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are...
It was career day in Elm Park Elementary School...
and each student had to write about their dad's...
Grandpa
Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and yea...
What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher?
As a soldier, it is your job to kill people.
A...
Johnny steals a pencil
Little Johnny comes home from school with a not...
A Child Didn't Attend School
Late afternoon, the grandma saw the teacher wal...
Quiz show
So I was watching this crappy knock-off of Jeop...
Proper Manners
During one of her daily classes, a teacher tryi...
My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...
Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King?
A:ir...
Russian joke.
A kid homes home all excited and tells his mom ...
A child learns his ABC's. A bit lengthy
A child has an assignment to try and learn the ...
When i was in school there was this joke floating around.
Ok so i went to a roman catholic school and bel...
My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "No...
Having a chemistry teacher with a heavy Chinese accent is okay until...
Having a chemistry teacher with a heavy Chines...
Gentleman's way
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner ...
A first grade teacher was having trouble...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having t...
This is a little self-indulgent, but I'm a high school teacher and I just compiled some one-liners from the past year or so
[They can be found here](https://docs.google.co...
You guys got any good old jokes (example inside)
Example: Did you go to school by horse?
I lik...
An elementary teacher wanted to introduce physiological notions to her students.
She asks her class: Whoever feels stupid at tim...
The kids in school are asked to say nouns that represent things that can be eaten..
"Apple", says a child. "Very good !", the teach...