Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher saying that he stole a pencil from his classmate. His father is furious.
"Johnny, you never never never never steal a pencil from a classmate. This is unacceptable. I can't believe you did this. You're grounded for two weeks. And besides, you know that if you ever need a pencil, you can just say something. You can just mention it and I'll bring you dozens of pencils from the office."
-From a lecture by economist Dan Ariely
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