What did the vampire say to the teacher?
See ya next period.
Teacher Jokes
Just another Johnny joke
One day while Johnny's dad was just getting out...
So I got caught copying my friends test in class...
I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.
In an English class...
Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting wit...
Little Johnny goes camping
Little Johnny's Second Grade class is going cam...
[Meta] Trying to remember a joke: "Green Reptar"?
I'm pretty sure the joke was horrible (quality)...
So today in chemistry we were talking about the solar system
And a student raised their hand and said "Imagi...
My wife's a biology teacher...
This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
I...
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish steed, led by Joseph.
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture ...
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his f...
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected old, well known...
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had tw...
There was a little boy by the name of Billy.
There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Bi...
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected well known prov...
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word dog in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet.
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class abo...
A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk.
A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to...
During the banquet celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
During the banquet celebrating their 40th weddi...
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending mac...
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There was a little boy by the name of Billy.
There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Bi...
Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line.
Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sittin...