Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Morality stories

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignm...

Little Johnny at it again...

Little Johnny walked into class every morning w...

"I'm too smart for 1st grade!"

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...

How Old Is Your Father

Teacher: “How old is your father?”

Boy: “As o...

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today

Growing up in America, you've probably heard yo...

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly ma...

My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today

If your debits and credits don't equal, then yo...

School Punishments

A young female teacher was giving an assignment...

Broken Promises

While my son was at the school yesterday he was...

A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher...

A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teach...

Finger Licking Good

Little Timmy was sitting in class doing math pr...

A priest, an Army Man, and a Teacher

A priest, an army man, and a teacher are all in...

Little Johnny's Father

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher anno...

What Roses Drink?

One day the teacher came to class with a rose p...

Boy with no name.

So there's this boy at school and the teacher i...

Little Jimmy goes to school

His teacher asks him "Why weren't you in school...

A joke my art teacher told me

This is a long one, and a groaner, but it's wor...

Teachers...

Teacher: "Anybody who thinks they are stupid st...

Registration on the first day back at school in Birmingham, ENGLAND.

*Registration on the first day back at school i...

little Johnny

Was sitting in class doing maths problems when ...

A learner stands up in class and says to the teacher;

there are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice...