A child has an assignment to try and learn the first three letters of the alphabet. He goes to his sister to ask the first letter and his sister responds, "oh shut up," so he writes it down. He then goes to his brother to ask the second letter and his brother is singing the theme song to batman so he says "nananananananana batman," so the child writes it down. He then goes to his dad who is taking out the garbage and ask for the 3rd letter. His dad was singing a song that went "in the garbage, in the garbageee," so the child writes that down.
The next day at school the teacher ask the child the 1st letter of the alphabet and the child says "oh shut up." The teacher being furious sends him to the principle's office. The principle ask "what's your name, son?" The child responds "nananananananana batman." The principle being mad demands to know where he lives but he responds "in the garbage, in the garbagee."
I heard this joke I think in elementary or middle school so Im not so sure how right I got it but it was one of my favorite jokes.
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