"Apple", says a child. "Very good !", the teacher agrees. "Bread !" says another. the teacher agrees again. "Lamp !", says a kid from the back of the class. Puzzled, the teacher asks him how are lamps edible, so the boy explains. "Yesterday, as i was passing by my parrents' bedroom, i overheard my dad say to my mom: Turn off that lamp and just put in your mouth !"
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