So I was watching this crappy knock-off of Jeopardy on local TV, three contestants getting asked questions by a host, that whole deal. The contestants were a middle school teacher, a secretary/office worker, and one "Sister Josephine," decked out in a habit, cross 'round her neck and everything.
Naturally, I'm rooting for either the teacher or the secretary, but as it turned out, the nun was actually very worldly and wise, and put the other contestants to shame by answering nearly every question in an instant. In the end, everyone could tell that she was clearly nun the wiser.
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