Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Nancy Pelosi's first job

Did you know Nancy Pelosi use to be a teacher. ...

Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?

Did you hear about the proctologist who became ...

The blind Walmart clerk

My teacher was telling us about this joke today...

My physics teacher told me I had potential.

Then he threw me off the roof.

Teacher: did your father help you with your homework?

Student: no he did it all by himself

Lil' Rascals

read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands i...

I am too intelligent for class I, please promote me to class III

A teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with on...

Old chemistry groaner.

The teacher was giving her class an oral test.
...

The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)

Little Johnny was in class doing math problems ...

An RAF vet is giving a talk about the war...

An RAF veteran is giving a talk to a class of s...

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay.

A teacher is testing the math knowledge of Johnny in class...

The teacher asks him, "Johnny, what is 43 + 24?...

I was standing in line at the supermarket checkout last week.

I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman...

Obama Fans - Little Johnny

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...

A mean teacher wanted to show his class he meant business.

So he asked, "If there are any idiots in the ro...

A teacher asks her class

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds...

Lessons.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulatio...

The Polite Way to Pee 

a friend sent this to me on whatsapp today.

D...

Kids are the best..

Teacher: Quvenzhané, give me a sentence startin...

Teacher Arrested at JFK.

A public school teacher was arrested today at J...