The teacher was giving her class an oral test.
First she asked Little Susie: "What's Al2O3?"
Susie: "Alumina!"
The teacher said, "Correct!", then turned to Little Johnny and asked, "Johnny, now, can you tell me what's Fe2O3?"
Johnny: "Uh ... Philomena?"
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