My high school maths teacher used to tell me that I didn't have a single intelligent hair on my head. I proved him totally wrong today! I got 140 on an IQ test....

...by cheating - I smuggled in my super-intelligent pet rabbit, hidden under my hat; he did the exam for me.

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