The teacher asks him, "Johnny, what is 43 + 24?"
Johnny replies, "90?"
The other students say, "Give him another question!"
"Alright," says that teacher. "What's 16 - 12?"
Johnny replies, "42?"
The other students burst out with yells, loudly saying, "Give him another question!"
"Fine. Johnny, what is 2 + 2?"
Johnny replies, "4?"
There were explosions of screaming across the class. "**Give him another question!**!"
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