Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question…
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”
“None,” replied Johnny. “The rest would fly away.”
“Well, the answer is actually four,” said the teacher. “But I do like the way you’re thinking.”
Little Johnny quickly replies… “Well, I have a question for you… Say you spot three women eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, the second is biting her cone and the third is sucking her cone. Which one of these women is married?”
“Well,” says the teacher nervously, “I guess I’d say the one sucking the cone.”
“No,” says Little Johnny. “The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married. But I like the way you’re thinking.”
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