The Tallest Boy
As the Principal made his rounds during the fir...
Teacher Jokes
My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential...
Then he pushed me off the roof
A 2nd grade teacher tells the class to say a sentence using the words "Liver" and "Cheese" in the same sentence....
...So the teacher picks a white kid to go first...
A newly hired teacher shows up to class to give his very first lecture
A newly hired teacher shows up to class to give...
Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-D
Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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It was JoeBob's first day of school in the big city after moving from the back country...
...and one of the teachers was giving him a tou...
What body part grows ten times its size when stimulated?
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?
got a pencil and worked it out.
Biology Joke
Biology teacher:
Can anyone name a disease?
St...
little john (Portuguese translation)
John went to school and got homework to write 3...
Jobs of our fathers
The principal of a school was to inspect one of...
Harassment.
So a teacher asks her students to use the word ...
A schoolteacher quits his job to become a pirate...
In 18th century America, a schoolteacher decide...
Typical Johnny
Teacher asks the class if they can think of a s...
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
I used to go out with an English teacher, but s...
The Head Teacher
Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let...
The Conductor.
There once was an aspiring young music stundent...
why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom?
to get a byte, and
the ruler!!!
my one sub tea...
I like the way you think.
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...
So a college teacher is talking to his male students...
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohib...
I told a joke in lit class and got crickets
So my teacher was telling us about a class she ...
Communist Russia wins the space race
Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first count...
Motivation Seminar
At a motivational seminar, three men are asked ...
I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the co...