A school teacher walks into her classroom full of students carrying two glasses - one full of water and one full of whiskey. Then she reaches into her desk and pulls out a container from the bait shop, pulls two worms out of the container, and drops one in each glass. She takes attendance, then turns the class' attention to the glasses.
"Okay class", she says, holding up the glass of water. "What can you tell me about this worm in this glass of water?"
Immediately, a few students raise their hands. She points at a boy in the front row. "The worm is swimming around in the glass," he replies, smiling proudly.
"Very good," says the teacher, exchanging the glasses, then holding up the one with the whiskey in it. "Now what can you tell me about *this* worm?"
The same boy pipes up again. "That worm isn't moving. I think its dead," he says.
"That's right," says the teacher. "So what does that tell you about drinking whiskey?"
At that moment , a boy from the middle of the classroom stands up, smiles, and says "If you drink whiskey, you'll never get worms!"
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