Hitler Jokes

1. how does hitler solve maths questions? he uses concentration
2. why did hitler kill himself? he got his gas bill
3. what does hitler and usian bolt have in common? usian bolt can finish a race
4. how do you get hitler in an volkswagon? tell him its a race
5. whats hitlers least favorite planet? jewpiter
6. whats hitlers least favorite pokemon? pikajew
7. what is hitlers least favorite month? jewly
8.how did hitlers wife die? took the wrong shower
9. why wasnt hitler invited to barbacues? he kept burning the franks
10. what did hitler say to his wife when they picked up a toy? how much does this holla cost

11. what did hitler say to his teacher when he was watching tv? cant jew see im watching tv

12. knock knock (whos there) hitler (hitler who) cant jew see who i am!

13. what does hitler drink everyday? jewce

14. whats hitlers least favorite things you wear? jewerly