...when the teacher rapped her wooden pointer down on the desk.
"Alright class, who can spell the word 'dictate?'"
"I can! I can!" Buckwheat said, waving his arm up in the air.
"Don't be silly Buckwheat. You don't even know how to spell."
"I do. I do, teacher. I know how to 'pell."
"Alright then. How do you spell dictate?"
"Um...d...i...c...t..a...t...e. Dictate."
"That's really good, Buckwheat. I'm really proud of you. And can you use it in a sentence?"
"Yed I can. Yed I can, teacher. Hey Tally, how my dictate la't night?"
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