Court joke
"After long deliberation and taking into accoun...
Teacher Jokes
I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school...
you're the teacher!
Great Insults
A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kam...
I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me
Then he went on some tangent about needing a co...
Teacher With student..
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was ...
Wanna translate one of my favorite Russian joke
The teacher gave a task for the class: "there i...
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dow...
European
Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade c...
Tyrone and his teacher.
None of his classmates liked him because of hi...
My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project
He gave me a C++!
Johnny finally makes it to college...
On the first day his psych professor begins a p...
Doctor asked his patient...
A doctor asked his patient: Do you speak when y...
A teacher was telling his students how striking magnets would make the magnets weaker.
Sam, who wasn't paying attention, asked the tea...
Why is your cat at school?
Jimmy walks in his classroom with his cat. Then...
It's a teachers 1st day of the job and she doesn't know the names of her pupils
Teacher: Ok register time.
Teacher: Blind kid ...
My HS teacher said I could be a world class artist, so Ive been looking into universities...
Still have found one with an artism program tho...
Little Johnny isn't paying attention in class...
So the teacher asks him, "If there are three bi...
What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?
He works them out with a pencil.
Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher.
It was a weapon of math destruction.
I'm so sor...
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, "Spit out your gum" and a train...
An old teacher asked her student...
"If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is tha...
A teacher...
Wanted to teach her students about self-esteem,...
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside...