The teacher gave a task for the class: "there is 5 birds on a tree branch. A hunter shoot one of them. How many birds left?". Vova raised his hand: "zero", he said, "cause the rest of them are flew away". Teacher answers: "no, the answer is 4. But I like the way you thinking". Then Vova replied: "here is another one: three woman walking on the street while eating an ice cream. One of them is biting it, second is licking, and the third both biting and licking. Which woman is married?" Teacher said: "the one that licking and biting?". Vova answered: "no, the one, that have a ring on her finger. But I like the way you thinking".
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