LITTLE JOHNNY... GEOMETRY
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence usi...
Teacher Jokes
A teacher is teaching her preschool students what the word 'Definitely' means...
She asks her children to each give a sentence w...
My AP Enviro teacher asked if we had a compost bin in our yards...
I replied by saying "We used to, but it broke d...
What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?....
Control their pupils
A math teacher ask his students, "What is 5Q + 5Q?"
The class responds, "10Q."
The teacher respond...
I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher
I was homeschooled
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
Because he fingered a minor.
An English Teacher turns around to find the new foreign exchange student staying behind after class...
Student - Excuse me Ms, can you tell me how to ...
In preschool, I became friends with a little girl
I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. How...
What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four...
Teacher Joke
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Funny Definition of communication
Teacher To Student: What is definition of commu...
A football player is about to fail math class
An all-star college basketball player is about ...
Math teacher teaches his students a shortcut
"Is there a shortcut",asked by a student after ...
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me...
She didn't approve of my improper use of the co...
I like how you're thinking
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week.
Easter is a bonne idée.
For my teacher who used to tell this one....
Two traveling salesmen were riding together acr...
A new teacher was trying to...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...
What comes after 69?...
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwa...
Funny school joke
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can ...
Comeback to a teacher
Teacher: Name all the prime ministers of India
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems..
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
A teacher is teaching...
a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying ...
Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class?
She told the teacher she wanted to go down in h...